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So guys... quick question.

Would you be a more of a pirate if you had one leg or if you had an eye patch?

Clearly one wooden leg is more piratey, takes full commitment. Anyone can just throw on an eye patch. But then begs the questin are you on par with the one legged pirate if you have a trusty smack talking parrot on your shoulder? Or a hook for a hand? Then theres samalians with AK-47's...you've opened up a can of worms here Mr. Biggums.

What if you were a Somalian Pirate with one leg a hook hand an eye patch and you were eating fried parrot with jeloff rice??

Wow. I even have my own guest poll on the right hand side. Thanks guys.

Man I must be special. If I'm so dope then why will no girls date me? Maybe it's because I'm homeless.

I think what it comes down to is, what's under that eye patch? If he's had his eye scooped out by a rusty spoon, then I'd say he's on paarrrr.

Otherwise it's, and my vote for, peg leg all the way.